The first post

P.S. Did you know that the Black Eyed Peas are called 黑眼豆豆 in Chinese? xD

Yeah...so the first post :D
Pardon my obsessive use of smileys :D
It's just that MMORPG game communication has really got to me. To get across a certain emotion, your only tool is :D :O XP *___* @_@ ...you get the point ._.

As usual, my brain is crammed full of stuff to say, but I can only write out this much at 11:15p.m. Night isn't my drug.

Ok. I've been following this website for about 2 years now, way back in Secondary One, when I was bored and the Internet was my life. Now that I think about it, it still constitutes a great part of my life, albeit not as large as it was in Sec One.

Basically what goes on in here is that this guy reviews movies. Not just any movie, but really shitty ones. Movies with a B-grade budget, but a D-grade plot. Sometimes, he does classics too (which is how I knew about "Nightmare on Elm Street", "Halloween", "Saw", "The Blair Witch Project", and yes, "Pet Shop of Horrors", which is a yaoi manga/anime for those who don't know.) If you guys don't know any of the films, you people are seriously in need of education. And who better to learn it from then Jared Von Hindman? :D Ok, I admit that was a little biased, but hey, the world ain't fair.

You may be asking, who the fuck is Jared Von Hindman? Smells fishy. Well, that's the guy running the website we were talking about. I agree that "Von Hindman" sounds a bit weird, and I doubt (ok, I just don't fucking buy a word of it) that his real surname is that. Von Hindman is just a tad too...Gothic and reminds you of Count Dracula's distant cousin's brother's distant uncle's relative.

He does reviews of porn too, (but HEY I DON'T READ THEM. MOM, IF YOU'RE READING THIS NOW, I SWEAR IT'S TRUE. ) but as you probably can discern right now, most of his reviews are centered around horror movies. Unless you really are in need of education, in which case, may I suggest Jared again? :3

This guy. What can i say? I think he's really a nerd/geek at heart (who plays Dungeons and Dragons? D: My God.), but somewhere along the way to adulthood, he managed to acquire some cool genes as well. He's scathingly funny, sometimes obscenely, but his unique viewpoints may never fail to make you laugh.

Oh, and a sidenote: He paints too.

I've mentioned that I've been following his website since 2007, and I've to say, he changed. His life took a better, capitalist turn, and hey man, I'm happy for him. He's (finally) getting recognised, taking on projects, earning $$$ and basically, getting his life on track. But I have to say, it was a double-edged sword. More time on his "Top Secret Non-Disclosure Agreements" shit means less time to update. So what you would actually unearth in there are all his old articles, a musty big archive of shit movies.

Bleh. I wanted to write more, but time doesn't allow and neither does my father.

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