what i do when i'm not studying

Friday, October 2, 2009 at4:13 PM

Youtubeeee :D
But I'm there for the music really. Since Imeem turned into some freaking 30-sec website and I'm too lazy to download anything :3
And occasionally, rarely, you get to see some spastic shit. Like what I'm gonna tell you today.
HI ALL, THIS IS THE VIDEO :D...would probably be how she would put it.
I've never watched any of her videos before. And never will.
She speaks in a volume known to her as "demure" and to the rest of us as "non-existent". I can't hear her even with my volume on max.

This lady, or Aubrey if you choose to believe all the Internet gimmos, is basically a bimbo. That means shopping/fashion/popular queen/whatever.
But firstly, let's take a look at our star...

and YOU say whether she qualifies! My God.
I'm sorry but I think she looks better as a clown.
But admittedly, I may have just caught her in a bad pose. My snipping skills aren't that good yet. And it was a quarter of a video before I realised that I could have simply paused and then snip. Yeah we're talking dummy.

Check out the title of the video. It's "What's in Aubrey's school bag".
I'm sure this has been done many times before, though with different names and different bags. But no biggie. Let's see what she's got.

Because this is a video chronicling the contents of her schoolbag, of course she has to start by showcasing said bag. Check out what Americans bring to school these days.


Maybe I have no style or Ed Hardy has no taste, but i really think that the bag is like one of those go-green, friends of Mother Earth bag my grandmother likes to carry. And that's no insult to grandma, because it's the fad among the senior nowadays :D
However much makeup she puts, I refuse to believe Aubrey can pass for an elderly.

At least I feel good when I take a reusable green bag, at least I feel I'm helping to save Mother Earth (although I'm probably not). Taking a schoolbag resembling one, and especially one that looks like a garbage bag as well, really provides you with the basis to make a fashion statement. Understandably, not a good one.

Her other better but not that far away from previous bags:

"Hey, at least I'm honest when I say that we have the same lips."
PLEASE ENLARGE.
"Um Ashley dear? I think this bag makes my face look fat. Like, totally."
All the stuff inside her bag is the usual predictable bimbo arsenal - lip gloss, lipstick, eyeshadow, blush, perfume, etc etc. However, I've got to admit, she is richer than the average bimb. I mean, she's all Anna Sui and Ed Hardy and it gets kind of repetitive, but hey, they are branded. Which is more than I can say.

Did I mention that Aubrey also has a Hello Kitty fetish?


One of the very first kitty items she flashes out. Wait, there's still more to come.

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY MAKE YOU PUKE DUE TO AN OVERDOSE OF CAT FUR, POSURE AND A LACK OF MOUTHS. PLEASE BE ADVISED.

"All hail the Hello Kitty goddess."
Hello Kitty + Terminator crossover glasses = FAIL

Hello Kitty compact.
Hello Kitty mirror.

Guess who?
Love the candid.
ACTUAL QUOTE: "I'm going to let you check out my favourite pen of all time, OF ALL TIME. It's really smooth and sharp, and see, it's 0.4. You can only get these in Japan or the Philippines. Pilot G-Tec C4. The thinest freaking pens you will ever find."
I think she wears contacts or something obviously of a different colour than her eye.


Here's a hint that our bimbo girl may be Lady Rich after all. Those are keys to a BMW, in case you didn't know.
This whole video is simply not worth your 10 minutes. It's just like any other bimbo videos out there, maybe even worse because the commentary is boring as hell, and there isn't really anything interesting/funny (unless you count the part where she fishes out her sanitary napkins, which 196009 people now know she keeps in a wrapping paper bag).

And to top it all off...

I won't ask you to enlarge. In fact, I'm surprised you haven't fucking puked already.